Ammendment

Ok, Brian & Krista. There are stairs in the building but they are not accessible from the 1st floor. They are only to save the lives of the upper floor dwellers in the case of a fire. Also, there are escalators ALL the way at the other side of the building. By the time I walked all the way down to the escalators and all the way back to the bathroom which is directly above my shop, I could pee three times! That's right, I said pee. I can do that because it's my blog and I'm the boss. Pee, pee, pee...

Guilty Pleasures...

So, sometimes I'm not a very nice person. I'd say on average, 2-5 times a day. You see, in my building (at work)the restroom is on the second floor. Now, I would say I use the restroom, um, about 3-5 times a day. Let me preface by saying there are NO stairs in my building so I am forced to take the elevator one floor up to use the restroom (lame-0). And I hate sharing elevators! I hate the stupid small talk, the lack of places to stare in hopes of avoiding the small talk opportunities and the awkwardness in deciding who gets to exit first. So I'll just say it, I purposely hit the 'close elevator' button even when, no, especially when I hear or see someone racing to catch it. I mean, it's not like your missing your flight people! Another one will show up any second. Relax!

Wow, it feels really good to get that off my chest. I feel a slight pang of guilt everytime, but I'm not going to lie, I usually feel pretty victorious too.