4 years ago
Monday, February 18, 2008
Ammendment
Ok, Brian & Krista. There are stairs in the building but they are not accessible from the 1st floor. They are only to save the lives of the upper floor dwellers in the case of a fire. Also, there are escalators ALL the way at the other side of the building. By the time I walked all the way down to the escalators and all the way back to the bathroom which is directly above my shop, I could pee three times! That's right, I said pee. I can do that because it's my blog and I'm the boss. Pee, pee, pee...
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Wouldn't it be nicer to say "tinkle?" Oh, Lauren. You used to be such a nice girl.
Abby used to be such a nice girl, too.
If one must speak of such an unsavory topic, one ought to use the phrase "powder my nose."
Brian's right. Other equally acceptable alternatives for use in genteel society include:
"water the tulips*,"
"see a man about a horse,"
"strain the potatoes,"
"see a horse about a man,"
and my personal favorite:
"go take a euphemism."
*If used at your work, may create ambiguity such that unpleasantness results.
Oh, dear. Can't we all just talk about something nice, like...beautiful spring flowers?
woosie.
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